December 2011
14 posts
“Sabrina the Teenage Witch forces A.C. Slater at gun point to come home for the...”
“Over the holidays, Jeremy Renner discovers that mother-in-law Judi Dench is a...”
“On the Polar Express, which must stay at the same speed, Sandra Bullock...”
“Christian Bale saves Christmas from an upstart gaffer. Anne Hathaway stars as a...”
“A town is sad because their holidays haven’t been reshot in CGI. Jessica...”
“An old man believes he is Santa Claus and everybody decides to be seasonal...”
“A case study in the origins of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, this film...”
“Seven singing siblings survive the Nazis. Nobody knows why this movie always...”
“Santa Claus attempts to come to town, but is met with hostility from the mayor....”
“White people sing about a segregated Christmas.”
“Metaphors of difference abound in the North Pole when a young flamboyant deer...”
“Six friends get into quirky situations. Christmas will come early for all with...”
“Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon figuratively scratch nails on chalkboards for...”
“The Muppets and Scrooge prove that capitalism only puts money in the hands of...”
“Will Ferrell trivializes mental retardation.”
“The nerdy girl from 90210 dates someone who could possibly be Santa Clause. She...”
“Yogi Bear celebrates his first christmas due to noise pollution interrupting...”
“Twenty-something high school students sing musicals that sparks an unrealistic...”
“A nihilistic youth attempts to find the meaning of Christmas. Good grief.”
“An orphan dances and sings her way into some old man’s heart.”
“Neighbours battle for the largest carbon footprint.”
“Jim Carrey plays Jim Carrey as the Grinch.”
“A kid wants a gun for Christmas. A kid gets a gun for Christmas.”
“Liz Lemon eats a lot of food.”
“The mean girl from Clueless regrets her life choices and wishes upon a star to...”
“Chevy Chase electrocutes family during the holidays. Then a dishy claims agent...”
“Vince Vaughn drags his knuckles across the earth at Christmastime.”
“After getting his childhood sweetheart in trouble, Jimmy Stewart decides to fake...”
“Macaulay Culkin is abandoned, again and again, until puberty prevents additional...”
“After a string of infidelities Arnold offers a child’s toy as emotional...”
“Tim Allen murders Santa. Instead of facing trial, becomes Santa himself, ruins...”
“Jenny McCarthy continues to desperately hold onto an acting career playing...”
“Astro the dog is sick, and it’s up to three spirits to change Cosmo...”
“An independent woman wins the heart of a man who is trying to take over a small...”
“A large amount of frozen water is humanized through a sorcerer’s hat.”
“Fred Flinstone saves Christmas.”
“Some people fall in love, others don’t. Bad teeth abound. Hugh Grant is...”
“Bing Crosby + choir boy ruffians = birth of Christ.”
“A magical train drops present-bombs on the poor. Tom Hank narrates.”
“An inanimate object comes to life, but for one night only.”
“Some sort of animal saves Christmas, unbeknownst to the humans.”
“Jonathan Taylor Thomas needs to get home for Christmas and there is a...”
“Teddy Bears come to life and they just want your children for Christmas.”
“Attempting to skip the holidays results in even more family time.”
“Poor children symbolized by broken toys find a home.”
“Santa Clause is fired, how will the holiday survive? By a series of zany...”
“A reindeer is different then others, but that difference is a reason for...”
“The boss didn’t give the bonus this year and there isn’t enough...”
“A single father finds a wife.”
“A single mother finds a husband.”